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Lucia & Karl

I arrived at Prague airport where I was picked up by Karl and his friend/ assistant Maurice who were both pleased to watch I had arrived and whisked me straight to the hotel to check in at The White House and guess who should be there, shooting in the same hotel as moi? None other than porn legend Rocco Siffredi. Jazz was also there as he was working for Rocco. It's ironic that Jazz started out with me years before then my first time in Czech, Jazz is there with Rocco in the same buildiong as me. Plans were made to me Lucia, the first of my shoots slated for Real Couples who wanted to meet me over dinner, without Maurice because she didn't want to be crowded out with guys talking about the business or typical dude things.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly yummy and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very cute as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young lady.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first 1 was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn't do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the one who is privileged to movie them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were timid, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the vid which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal spunk shot in her bitch and she sucked his jizz coated cock as Karls jizm dripped and ran out of her vag. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn't have hoped for a smoother shoot.

Sarah & Jay

Off to Belper in deep Derbyshire to shoot the lovely Sarah Wright and her fella Jay for Real Couples. It was a really nice day and the happy couple offered to do it outdoors in an open field where they did it before. Sarah also was going to give anal a go as I found out when I got there and jay informed me she was sitting down with a rump plug in her bum. Sarah doesn't like doing anal and I told her, although I would prefer it, not to feel pressured by it. I know she wasn't doing it just for the money as she was offered more money by bigger producers and she turned it down. The other reason she did it was for Jay. Since they don't do it off camera (until just recently when Sarah had a drunken moment) this was going to be a rare treat for her dude and for us voyeurs out there who like to watch things go in and out of pretty girls pretty bum holes. By the time we get to the field on a narrow stretch of private country lane, jay noticed water was gushing out of my car. Amazing!

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I'm sure it didn't do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny film rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah's bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a spunk pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.

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He took her home, flipped her over and proceeded to saw in and out of her pretty pink privates until she was screaming loud enough to make herself hoarse. She'd never been fucked so powerfully before and, realizing that she might not be fucked so well again, began to think up ways to meet up with this big black stud on a regular basis!

Teen Land 6

Here is a land where hot teen starlets discover their sexuality. All wild young sluts sojourn in Teen Land in order to learn how sexy they can be. Is their any reason why The Whackman shouldn’t want to join them? Let’s fuckin do this…

Loni, a Latina with large breasts and a big butt, unfortunately has big belly also. She is dressed in a skimpy purple top and shorts that are too small for her. When Pussyman enters, they start off with a little foreplay; neck kissing, nipple sucking. With her on her hands and knees, he begins a nasty little bit of anus licking. Dude licks her pussy from behind while finger fucking her, then switches to licking her from the front. She then gives an excellent blowjob while he lies back on the couch. Loni rides him good and hard as a cowgirl. They get some mid-air action before going back to missionary and some reverse cowgirl. Dude cums in her mouth.

Kitty starts things off in a little pink top, short blue jean shorts and tennis shoes looking oh so sexy for two lucky dudes. After undressing her, one dude licks her perfect little shaven pussy while she sucks off the other. Kitty trades back and forth sucking one then blowing the other. This slut sucks cock like a true champion. The scene progresses to a reverse cowgirl on one dude while she continues to suck on the other. Then Kitty is banged doggystyle by one dude while still sucking the other. Next, she rides one fellow cowboy whilst continuing to blow the other fellow. At no time in this entire scene is either dude ever left to his own devices. Kitty services both continuously. It ends with both dudes ejaculating on her pretty little face.

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Nautica, a pretty Asian with a very nice body and pretty face is in a tight little white blouse tied under her breasts and a little plaid skirt. Unfortunately, the pairing was so repulsive that The Whackman couldn’t stand it. What a waste of a beautiful girl!!! Fast forward at x32. Strictly a blowjob scene with a pop to the face.

Felix Viscious is a redhead with a good body. She’s a little bit heavy and obviously not a teen. The sex starts with the dude licking her pussy and asshole. Switches to a well done blowjob, then to a bow-wow style fuck. Felix is nicely vocal here without going over the top. The couple modifies to a cowgirl, then a reverse cowgirl. They end things with a rather sparse cumshot to the chin (which missed and drooled onto her chest).

Flick is cute little Brit with a sexy accent and a nice little body; she lies on the bed and absently masturbates. Then Anna and some dude show up, interrupting her. Anna is a cute little blonde wearing a light pink top and shorts. She does a striptease for the dude and Flick and soon, the dude starts licking Anna who has some strange pussy lips. There’s a little bit of pussy slapping which Anna seems to get into. To complete the circle, Flick begins sucking the dude’s dick. Things move on and soon both women are sucking the dude’s cock while he continues to lick Anna. Anna steps things up by riding his face while Flick continues to blow him. Switcheroo time and Flick rides his face while Anna gets banged reverse cowgirl. Anna slides off of his old fella, and sucks him for a while. Then, the dude and Flick evolve into a competent 69. From there, both women get on all fours next to each other. The dude doggies Flick, then doggies Anna. Then Flick again, then Anna once more. While gettting the old in-out in-out, the girls tongue tango. Finally, Flick does some world famous reverse cowgirl anal. The scene ends with the girls cheek to cheek awaiting the dual facial cumshot.

Teen Land 6 is an okay flick that pleasured The Whackman here and there. The worst thing about it was the shape of some of these “teens” as well as being able to tell that they weren’t fucking teens. Still, The Whackman managed to let out 5 loads due to some passionate fucking.